Here are 2 unrelated conversations I had with Josh on 2 separate occasions:
(After we've taken him to bed, Josh comes back downstairs to find me on the phone.)
J: Mommy, who are you talking to?
Y: My friend, Jean.
(Josh looks puzzled.)
Y: You would call her "Miss Jean".
(Still a puzzled, contemplative look.)
Y: Josh, you don't know Miss Jean. She's my friend from work.
J: Mommy, since I don't know her, I'm going to call her Miss Pants!
(In the bathroom, Josh is getting ready to brush his teeth; I step on the scale.)
J: Mommy, can I see how big you are?
(As he pushes me a bit so he can see the numbers on the scale.)
Y: How big am I?
J: You are 60 lbs!
Y: Wow! 60 lbs?!
(Josh pauses for a bit.)
J: Mommy, I know you are 1-x-x (the EXACT numbers on the scale!) but I'm going to say that you are 60 lbs!
Ok, the second one made me laugh out loud. Sooo funny! :)
He already knows about the sensitivity of weight for women! Good job!
Josh, is learning quick!
Smooth talker, like his old man! :p
I hope you're not referring to me Gary. Cause I'm not a "Smooth talker", I'm a PLAYER baby!
Bwahahahaha! Like I said, like father like son!
Holy, Joshie's smooth moves are more advanced than some engineers I know! *lol* joking ;)
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