|Playing on the beach, Deception Pass, June 2014|
A: Mommy, what does a babysitter do?
Y: (huh?!) Well, when moms and dads have to go out and the kids can't come, they will get a baby sitter to come and do the things with the kids that Mom & Dad would do.
A: Like feeding them and getting them ready for bed?
Y: Yes :-)
A: Can kids go when people get married? (...and then getting to the point before I can answer...) Did Josh have a babysitter when you and daddy got married so you could have me?
Y: (bwahahaha!) Sweetie, Mom & Dad only got married once and it was before we had you and Josh. You don't get married each time you have a baby, you get married before you have all your babies (yes, I'm giving her the uncomplicated leave-it-to-beaver version!).
A: (not sure why I didn't see this coming) Well then how do you make babies?!
Sigh. Mom had no answer but to say "I'll explain when you're older"!